l0kasenna:

rocketssurgery:

stjimmyjazz:

butterscotchcreys:

wytchprincess:

gender-inverse big bang theory with a bunch of smart girls who act condescending to their hot male neighbor

     

If this was the show, I would actually watch The Big Bang Theory

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Reboot please *u*

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Grab her booty in front of dudes who want her.

Grab her booty in front of women who want you.

That second one means so much.

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kaarlie:

queerdontfear:

I’m sorry, but if lesbians can control themselves in a girls only changing room with ass naked woman waltzing around. Then I figure men should be able to control them selves with clothed girls walking down the street. Just a thought.

SHIT.

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icarly-official:

why do teenage girls hang out in odd numbers?

because they can’t even

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castiel-is-wonderful:

sionainnlindsay:

castiel-is-wonderful:

WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP

IS ‘MRS’ JUST MR’S 

LIKE BELONGING TO MR

OMG

Mr comes from the French monsieur, which I think literally translates as ‘my lord’ and basically just means master, and Mrs comes from maistre which is the feminine form of master, so actually—for once—no.

This was an extremely relevant comment and I thank you for educating me 

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ocarlna:

I’M LITERALLY SO TERRIFIED AT THE THOUGH OF DRIVING ONE DAY LIKE YOU’RE LITERALLY CONTROLLING A THOUSAND POUND DEATH MACHINE AND YOU’RE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE LIVES OF EVERYONE AROUND YOU AND??

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fappuclno:

when you and ya bestfriend say something at the exact same time
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